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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 01:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

What do bad boys know that nice guys don't?

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

No way

Oilers-Panthers tale of the tape: Who has the edge in Cup Final rematch? - theScore.com

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How do you weigh in on the Vance-couch conversation?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Meghan Markle, Prince Harry mocked over ‘cringe’ delivery room dance video from Lilibet’s birth - New York Post

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

Why do siblings (or other close relatives) stop visiting each other as they grow older? Why does this happen with so many people nowadays?

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

☆ what's the thing that made u fell in love with your bias?

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The Smallest Dinosaur Ever Discovered Was Just… - The Daily Galaxy

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

If a female has XX chromosomes and a male has XY chromosomes, what chromosomes do transgenders have?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Aurora borealis lights up northern Nevada, Carson City skies - Carson Now

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Mysterious sphere named Teleios found floating in the Milky Way - Earth.com

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?