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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 04:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

No go.

How do I run away? I'm 15 and live in Oklahoma.

Still no good

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

How did the use of cows change in Indian culture over time? Is the value of cattle still important in modern times?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

What could be the result if I block a covert narc back after he said blocks were going back up, maybe we try this again?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How does Arab culture and values differ from western culture and values?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Cosmetics Industry Icon Leonard A. Lauder, Chairman Emeritus, The Estée Lauder Companies, Passes Away - The Estée Lauder Companies Inc.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Why do some young mothers trick a guy into believing that they're pregnant and it's their child when years later they find out that it's not even theirs should he still pay child support or not?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Is it possible for the AfD to ever win the chancellorship in Germany?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

Why do I (45, male) feel like I'm crushing on a girl (19, female)?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

What have I done wrong? How can I start over?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Why do the majority of feminists hate men (not all feminists)?

Then came..

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

Why are right-wing commentators spreading conspiracy theories about Haitians eating local pets in Springfield, Ohio?