What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 01:35

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
What do bad boys know that nice guys don't?
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
No way
Oilers-Panthers tale of the tape: Who has the edge in Cup Final rematch? - theScore.com
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How do you weigh in on the Vance-couch conversation?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
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They put up a sign reading
So they tried
☆ what's the thing that made u fell in love with your bias?
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The Smallest Dinosaur Ever Discovered Was Just… - The Daily Galaxy
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
If a female has XX chromosomes and a male has XY chromosomes, what chromosomes do transgenders have?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Aurora borealis lights up northern Nevada, Carson City skies - Carson Now
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Mysterious sphere named Teleios found floating in the Milky Way - Earth.com
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?