What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 01:03

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
What is something brutally honest that needs to be said?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Dr No
A View to a Kill
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Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What do you remember that 95% of us have forgotten?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
Why did my ex replace me so fast?
-”Ah so!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…